Dem Bones, Dem Bones, Dem Dry Bones

. . . Now hear the word of the Lord. Pope Frances dusted off the bones of Saint Peter just lately and hauled them out for public veneration in a cloud of incense, which probably made them smell better. With a similar gesture, Husband just threw applewood chips on the grill beneath our Thanksgiving turkey.  […]

Stand By Your Boob

Give him two arms to cling to And something warm to come to
 When nights are cold and lonely
 In other words, offer him “plenty to eat at home.”  The first lady of Toronto stood stoically by her man on Friday, after Mayor Rob Ford managed to shock a jaded world by spitting out a […]